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| TLatocha999 | Fun Page | 0 | Jan 15 2008, 7:49 PM EST by TLatocha999 | |||
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| LucasPammer12 | Lance. | 0 | Jan 8 2008, 8:20 PM EST by LucasPammer12 | |||
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| CJRice | Just to see what you'd do! | 1 | Dec 4 2007, 1:02 PM EST by ajeanc17 | |||
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Thread started: Nov 28 2007, 8:08 PM EST
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I got this at a leadership workshop I was at, and I wanted to see what you guys thought about it!
You are on a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean when the captain who is flying comes over the intercom to explain that there has been a problem witht he airplane and emerggency procedures must be taken. In order to maintain flight, the combined weight of those on board muse be less than 1400 lbs. Currentyl, those aboard weigh 2400 lbs. As the second officer, you must determine who will stay and who will go from the airplaine in order to keep the entire group from perishing. The following is a quick bio of each person along with their weight. No one is volunteering to go. Neither you no the captain may go. 185- 28 year old marine married w/ 1 child 320- 30 year old scientist with a formula that will allow vegetation to grow in desert areas void of water 190- 19 year old pregnant stripper 130- 24 year old middle school teacher with three children 190- 40 yaer old CEO of a major software company unmarried 260- 45 year old person who is unemplyed and has a family of 6 220- 18 year old headed to college 115- 75 year old with 18 grandchildren and 20 great grandchildren 150- 35 year old minister 300- 51 year old millionaire who heads the center for Cancer REsearch in North America 110- 25 year old who is HIV positive 160- 44 year old Senator from Minnesota 190- 26 year old professional basketball player Remember, you can't just choose random people. You have to be able to defend and explain your decisions.
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| LanceHutson | ATTTENTION!!! | 0 | Nov 28 2007, 8:11 PM EST by LanceHutson | |||
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| LanceHutson | A Dog's Daily Log | 0 | Nov 27 2007, 7:53 PM EST by LanceHutson | |||
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Day 423:
Today, the humans decided to give me some room to move around by leaving the house for the day. I decided to do some sabotage work and other miscellaneous things while they were out. I've finally came through with a formula proven to create the ultimate land mine. It involves an excess amount of poo, though. I plan on sneaking something the humans call a laxative to provide me with the extra surplus. I went through and knawed the top of all the legs on their table chairs. I had to go the bathroom so I left hidden puddles throughout their bedroom. Also, I went and knawed some of their light source cords so now when they get into their room, they won't be able to see where the hidden present are located. And finally, I got into the trash and ripped it out all over the kitchen floor. I can't wait to see their faces when they get home. I will report on this in my next log.
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| LanceHutson | A Dog's Daily Log | 1 | Nov 27 2007, 6:01 PM EST by lindsayshea | |||
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Thread started: Nov 26 2007, 7:15 PM EST
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Day 422:
There I am encased in my carrier. It seemed to be some sort of portable jail cell. The humans talked about something called fleas. MAN! I was been itchy. Hold on, let me itch my butt real quick...ohhhh....yes....mmmmm....OK back. The enemies doctor put me in a tub filled with toxic chemicals. I fought as much as I could and in the end, I lost. But I did get my revenge. Later that day, I puked in the humans bed under the covers after I ate some dead bird. Ohh the revenge was sweet. They were so angry and it showed my anger. Tonight I plan on puking on them while they're sleeping. Mwahahahaha! Oh yeah and the land mines are still in progress.
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| LanceHutson | A Dog's Daily Log | 0 | Nov 26 2007, 7:12 PM EST by LanceHutson | |||
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Day 421:
I have been captive for about 421 days and I still haven't been able to escape yet. The captives feed me terrible food that they say is "healthy" for me. I killed the neighbor's cat for them in hope they would see that I am a force to be reckoned with but instead they started talking about how it kept crappin on the porch and told me that I was a good dog. The alpha male took the cat in the night out to the backyard and buried it. On his way in, I attacked him and bit his leg. Of course, it was dark and he assumed that I had mistaken him for an intruder. What a moron! Later on I ate the chicken that was for their dinner. It tasted so good but I had to crap someting fierce and I couldn't hold it. I crapped in their room. The female stepped in it and pretty much got mad and hit me with a newspaper. What I wish she could understand is that when I'm licking her face, I'm getting accustomed to her taste so I can fuuly enjoy eating her dead, decoposing body. But anyway, I must try to configure a bomb up and hide it in my poo. I will call this deadly weapon, a land mine.
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| pru | Love it | 3 | Nov 22 2007, 10:00 PM EST by CJRice | |||
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Thread started: Sep 26 2007, 11:16 PM EDT
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Love the page, Lance, and we're on the same "page" about the importance of laughter in our lives. In fact, that is a major theme in one of the books we'll be reading later in the year...
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| lindsayshea | Lance? | 0 | Nov 20 2007, 10:16 PM EST by lindsayshea | |||
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| SenecaDawn | THIS CHEESEY JOKE MADE ME LAUGH SOO HARD!! | 0 | Nov 16 2007, 3:17 PM EST by SenecaDawn | |||
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| lindsayshea | Martha/Maxine | 0 | Sep 30 2007, 10:04 PM EDT by lindsayshea | |||
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Thread started: Sep 30 2007, 10:04 PM EDT
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Lol...The whole Martha/Maxine was an e-mail that my GRANDMOTHER who never hardly e-mails me..sent me! Haha..I thought it was hysterical! I love Maxineee! :o]
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| lindsayshea | Good Job | 0 | Sep 23 2007, 3:07 PM EDT by lindsayshea | |||
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I like it, Lance. ;)
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